SIMON: I think I could be the kind of jellyfish that wears a hat. I think it would make me look slim. I’d look like one of those Upright Fleshbones. MARY: You mean humans? SIMON: My tentacles would flow like clean summer hair.
SALLY: You know I’m not laying eggs anymore, right? HANK: Yeah, so? SALLY: So you don’t have to stick around, Hank. HANK: But I can SEA we’re going to have a WHALE of a time!
Son, do we have ourselves a winner? Or a loser? I don’t want my son sliding on his stomach like everyone else! I wish my father pushed me harder. You’re lucky to have one who cares so much, Sheldon.
Don’t you ever wish for something greater? To risk it all and move to New York? Or to start a family? I could be a great businesspig, but I don’t want to wake up one day and wonder why I didn’t give my dreams a chance.
GERARD: And Shannon was like, “You’re too skinny.” TOM: Really? GERALD: And I told her, “I’m a giraffe!” TOM: How’d she respond? GERALD: She said she wants someone bulkier. …
