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[VIDEO] Not Down the Center: Charlie Crist’s First Pitch

Florida Governor Charlie Crist finds himself trailing Tea Party Golden Boy Marco Rubio in his bid for the vacant U.S. Senate seat. So where does he go? The pitcher’s mound in Tampa Bay to throw out the first pitch of ALDS Game 2. Crist, it turns out, throws like a girl, a girl he will later take out publicly to dispel certain rumors.

Celebrity Death Trio: Curtis, Fisher & Giraldo

Celebrity Death Trio creator HP Newquist celebrates the lives of three more men spiking the Purgatory punch on the way to Dante’s Dreamland: skirt-chaser Tony Curtis, Eddie Fisher (the Bieber of the ’50s), and the insanely funny Greg Giraldo.