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Adolf Hitler: Compulsive Farter, Cocaine Craver, Bull Semen Injection Recipient

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By HVnews on May 3, 2012


If this isn’t the best lede in the history of journalism …

“Nazi madman Adolf Hitler craved cocaine and cars, farted uncontrollably due to his vegetarian diet and was injected with semen from young bulls to keep up with his curvy gal pal Eva Braun, according to a rarely seen and historic cache documents, X-rays and maps of the fuehrer’s ‘Wolfs Lair’ set for public auction next week.”

Take a bow, Washington Examiner: You just won the Internet for the day, week, month and year.

The documents concerning Hitler’s health — both a 47-page report based on interviews with his six chief physicians and a 178-page report from one of those physicians — are part of a May 8-9 auction at Alexander Historical Auctions. If The Scream can sell for a record-high $120 million, just think about how much this Hitler Fart & Sex Report might fetch. Okay, they’ll even throw in some X-rays.

Tell ya what: Throw in the negatives for this seductive boyshorts photo shoot and it’s a deal.

 

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