Salad Match is a dating app from the masters behind
mediocre chain Just Salad. Though a good salad can be very enjoyable, it’s not necessarily indicative of your compatibility as a mate, and it’s certainly not an aphrodisiac. It’s hard to visualize the makings of a Salad Match, so The Toast imagined how it might go down.
A glowing testimonial:
“I knew I wanted a relationship, but I just don’t have time to meet people. But Salad Match was able to make a complete profile for me within minutes, and on my first day, I met my soul mate!” -A Carrot, age unknown.
An awkward salad chat:
Amanda & Nick:
“Describe your perfect salad.”
“Mixed greens, grilled chicken, feta cheese, kalamata olives…”
“Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you…Greek?”
“I…thought you knew.”
And now it’s a family affair:
Keith & Cheryl:
“Hey, I saw that you’re from Long Island. What town?”
“Oh, weird. Me too. What street did you grow up on?”
“Rose Lane. I still live here.”
“…what? Who is this?”
Maybe it’s not scientific, but it could be worse.