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Porn Star–Spamming High Schooler May Actually Get to Take One to Prom

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By HVculture on March 20, 2012


SEE UPDATE: The school shot down his porn prom plan …

 

It’s a wet dream date for Mike Stone, a.k.a. madmike42948, the kid who’s spent the whole month looking for a prom date by tweeting at porn stars. One finally said yes: adult-film actress Megan Piper, who admits she’s never been to prom. It’s kinda sweet, actually.

Which is great for Stone, 18, who says he’s never been to V-town:

It’s a match made in heaven! Although, as I’m sure Stone realizes, he is not getting laid on May 12. If this wild rom-com plot actually sort of happens, Piper will arrive in a taxi, take obligatory pictures, dance for a couple songs and head back to her hotel to tweet about it. But maybe that’s just fine. Stone is keeping his expectations low.

“I was like, let’s try it out and see if it works. I just think they’re really cute and I wish I had one for a prom date,” he told the Daily Dot.

The bigger problem: Stone needs $364.60 for airfare to bring his date to Tartan High School in Oakdale, Minnesota, where he lives. But he has no PayPal account, he told us. What? Where will this money come from? He’s been fielding offers for Southwest vouchers and random people offering to send him a dollar. Radio stations have called. It seems like someone might step up to the plate and give this kid his porn star prom money just to see what happens. But Piper might realize it’s not a wonderful idea — it’s actually, you know, kinda risky — and decline, saying she was “just being nice.”

UPDATE: Piper is in like Flynn. (Or, you might say of a porn star, in like Flynt.)

So normally we’d say help this kid. Or don’t, because it’s a terrible idea and can only end in either disappointment or utter disaster. But it sounds like the chips will fall where they may — and we’ll get to follow on Twitter, entertained through and through.

 

SEE UPDATE: The school shot down his porn prom plan …

 


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