Today in Headlines That Suck: Bieber Snake, Uranus Pounding, A*Team & More
Did you know that Justin Bieber is auctioning off his snake? We’re hearing that Jerry Sandusky will outbid anyone. Did you know that Uranus takes a pounding more frequently than thought? Ahh, the miracle of planetary roofies. And apparently a real-life A*Team might just happen.
Too often we all see Headlines That Suck. Now there’s a place to put them. But if the fun stopped there, where would that leave us? Probably in a world of suck. Luckily that’s not the case. Enter the Punchline: This is your chance to put a little polish on that turd, to exercise those creative juices, to let your inspiration make a rightful joke at the expense of these headlines.
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