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Today in Headlines That Suck: Bieber Snake, Uranus Pounding, A*Team & More

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Lee Brenner

By Lee Brenner on November 10, 2011

Did you know that Justin Bieber is auctioning off his snake? We’re hearing that Jerry Sandusky will outbid anyone. Did you know that Uranus takes a pounding more frequently than thought? Ahh, the miracle of planetary roofies. And apparently a real-life A*Team might just happen.

Too often we all see Headlines That Suck. Now there’s a place to put them. But if the fun stopped there, where would that leave us? Probably in a world of suck. Luckily that’s not the case. Enter the Punchline: This is your chance to put a little polish on that turd, to exercise those creative juices, to let your inspiration make a rightful joke at the expense of these headlines.

If you’ve ever wanted your chance to dive into snark-infested waters and drop your best material, consider HTS your new home away from home. Here’s a look at some of today’s top headlines.

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