Did you know that Justin Bieber is auctioning off his snake? We’re hearing that Jerry Sandusky will outbid anyone. Did you know that Uranus takes a pounding more frequently than thought? Ahh, the miracle of planetary roofies. And apparently a real-life A*Team might just happen.
Too often we all see Headlines That Suck. Now there’s a place to put them. But if the fun stopped there, where would that leave us? Probably in a world of suck. Luckily that’s not the case. Enter the Punchline: This is your chance to put a little polish on that turd, to exercise those creative juices, to let your inspiration make a rightful joke at the expense of these headlines.
If you’ve ever wanted your chance to dive into snark-infested waters and drop your best material, consider HTS your new home away from home. Here’s a look at some of today’s top headlines.
Alright, you know what to do: Head on over to HTS and get goin’ on the punchlines.